Snapchat: Chaelovesyou

Be the best, the best that I can be
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Interviewer: what sort of things have you accomplished in your life?
Me: idk I’m pretty proud of my right eyebrow
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Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible
Me, as a vampire: oh geez
Friend: What’s wrong
Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”
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love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good
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viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s
that was no animal, that was Claire herself
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speak to them in a language they understand
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